People who suck

1) Guys with a weird split personality. With you, they will be quite normal. When some unknown third person (mostly gals) comes in the scene they will start acting as if they are the coolest dude ever on earth ~ “Go get a life, loser”

2) Guys who ask questions in the class or conferences, just for the heck of it. Everybody, including them knows that the questions are stupid. ~ “Listen nerd, if you really want to grab attention why don’t you do some monkey dance. I am sure that will solve your purpose and ours too”.

3) People who boast about their boozing capacity and think that it really made them macho. ~ “Hey,I heard you also took 3 bottles in your backside, You are a real Tarzan dude.”

4) Woh log jinki har baat se fut jati hai. If the sensex goes down by 50 points they think that they won’t get a campus placement this year.

5) Some guys, when they see a normal small town guy would say “ He is so desi and uncool” ~ “ Yeah man, I know your Mother got screwed in London by a firangi begger”

6) People who have listened to only “Nothing Else Matters” and “ Sweet child O mine” and would say that they are into heavy metal ~ “Atleast you are somewhat better than those gals who think that Britney Spears is rock”.
I respect people who like listening to Himesh Reshamiya , atleast they are not fake.

7) People who say that they are into adventure sports and they have only trekked in their life and that too only vaishno devi.

8) Gals who say that they look for only intelligence, sensitivity and sense of humour in their dream man, money and looks doesnt matter to them ~ " Why does then that rich dumb brat in the Mercedes get all the chicks ? Oh I see you are not like most of the girls. But why does every girl says the same thing.

9) People who pretend to have accents which they dont have and they do a really bad job of faking it. Even worse than those are anchors of TV shows on Mtv, Channel V and Zoom who speak hindi in english accent. I feel like entering the TV and slapping those bitches.

10) Couples who get overly cozy in public places like pubs and restaurants.. " I have a great idea for you guys .. " If you really want the public to see you guys making out, why dont you make a MMS or a porn movie ? You can earn some bucks as well"

11)Politicians like Raj Thackarey who are worse than the LeT terrorists.I need not explain why.I think Indian Govt. should send him to Pakistan and get from them some most wanted terrorist as an exchange.That would be really cool.

12)People who look for reasons to boast about their financial well being..Yaar my Honda Accord is parked there..lets go. What the heck dude? Did I ask your car's name or are you a salesboy of Honda Accord.

13) People who send fwd text msgs on diwali or other occasions.."May this diwali lights up you life...blah blah " Fuck u man !! do u even rememeber the names of all the people you send this sms..forget about meaning what you are sending.

14)Females 25+ years old who get extremely excited and cry and faint after sighting any of their favourite Bollywood actor..Its high time gurl..high time..grow up now.

15) People who call themselves crazy and insane and think that it made them cool. A proper word for them is asshole.


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